dean mozian, charlie coutrakon, hartley sawyer, paul brindley, web series, zombies
It's okay.  We'll be gentle.

YOUR DONATION WILL NOT GO TO CHARITY.
It will not pay for our groceries.
It will not be invested in the stock market.
It will not pay off our student loans.
It will not be split 50/50 with the mob.
It will not be hooked onto the end of fishing line as a pratical joke.
It will not be ritualistically sacrificed into a volcano.
It will not be converted into pennies and used for wishes.
It will not go toward "making it rain" in da club.
it will not go toward our illegitimate childrens' orthodontist bills.
It will not be burned in an effort to keep warm in a snowed-in cabin.
It will not be used to light cigars.
It will not go to an immigrant's family overseas.

EVERY PENNY GOES TOWARD
MAKING THE SHOW AWESOME.

Ugh.  Reading.